Planet WTF: Can you cash this now?

Author: brycekain

Date: September 27, 2016

by brycekain
9-27-16
But really, Verizon the Goliath is panicking....
How much did they pay you to sell your soul to Sprint...?
If I told you, your head would explode from your body, causing you to tell Ragu to go fuck himself.
Come'on.
PLEEEASE LET ME COME BACK!!
GET TO MAKIN' DA BACON, BITCH!