Planet WTF: I imagine this is how it went

Author: brycekain

Date: October 2, 2016

by brycekain
10-02-16
Please let me back in?
Nope! If I do it for you then I'll have to do it for EVERYBODY else.
But it was just one hasty action. I promise to never do it again!
Yeah, like I haven't heard THAT one before. Get back in your skin suit and have a good day, sir.
Why did I have to pick bacon?