Planet WTF: Helpful throughout the ages

Author: brycekain

Date: October 14, 2016

by brycekain
10-14-16
Jesus of Nazareth, I see that you're trying to die for your sins. Would you like help with that?
No, Clippy! Go away!
Captain Smith, I see that you're trying to stear away from that iceberg. Would you like help with that?
What...? OH FUCK!!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!
Donald Trump, I see that you're about to grope another unwilling human being of the female persuasion. Would you like help with that?
Dammit, Billy. How do you turn that fucking thing off??