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| You ever have those weird thoughts run through your head? Like I was just thinking how horrible it would be if a bird pooped on me today. But something in me giggled anyway. Isn't that crazy? | |
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| Yeah, like this one time I thought of redoing The Human Centipede. Only in my version, the characters would be allergic to different things. | |
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| I would sew the mouth of the peanut allergy guy to the lady with a wheat allergy. Then I'd sew her mouth to the hermaphrodite with a milk allergy. | |
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| Then I would feed them a peanut butter bagel milkshake with whipped cream on top from one of their deceased grandmother's teat..... | |
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| ....but instead I got a job as the new Sprint spokesman. Phsh! | |
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