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Attention, Alt-Shoppers. Bargains start on aisle 5 where you'll find all the guns. Don't worry. They're easy to find next to the lumber and gasoline section...
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| Welcome to Alt-Right Burger, where all our cows are humanely gassed for non-violent consumption. May I take your order? | |
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| Hold on. Let's see. Not sure if I want to go with the Anti-Monkey Bread or the Fuck Jewsburger. | |
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| OH GOD! SAY IT AGAIN! SAY IT AGAIN! | |
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| HITLER WAS A SUPERIOR SPECIMEN OF MAN AND DONALD TRUMP IS HIS LOVE CHI- UUUUGGGHHH.... what a world........ what a world....... | |
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