All comics by bschuetze

 

by bschuetze
11-18-07
can you turn around i want to talk to you
20 minutes later
well then im not talking to you
can he just shutup already
10,000 years in the future
weird
howd a cowboy get back to the first testament

 

apocalyspe
im going to have to mark you up for carrying a flag in a public space, letting your horse defacate on a officer of martial law, and p****** me off,literally,now get out of here.
by bschuetze, 11-18-07

 

by bschuetze
11-18-07
have you played halo 3
yah, i uber pwn noobs on highground all day long,some people say im whole different person on live
im reporting you to bungie (and my mommie)
oh im sorry i pwnzd you

 

by bschuetze
11-18-07
drugs are bad
im thinkin 'bout rehab, see what happens to people because theyr'e intoxicated or high
o really
yup
isn't the only way you make money?
umm,,,yeah never mind im going to rethink my situation
i thought so

 

by bschuetze
11-18-07
somewhere in the U.S.
give me youtube,now.Or you'll meet Mr. Axe and Jesus,or who else people worship these days
me no speak english
2 and 1/2 minutes later
cici senor
are your english files corrupt?

 

by bschuetze
11-18-07
lunch break
why do yuo put your crap in a bag on a stick
well , it is high in protein,carbs,calories,and i also mail it to cologne manufacturers with hate notes because they test on animls and thats just wrong.
interesting.
cologne maker
this is for you testing your hypnotic scents on animals die animal haters -emc (eat my crap)
Hey boss someone left a present. want me to open it up.Boss-sure. man-rip eww poopy hey theres a note.

 

by bschuetze
11-18-07
1944- some where in Europe
Jesus oh Jesus where are you
Michigan- 2002
Jesus oh Jesus where are you
New York, New York-present
ive been looking for you everywhere.Howd you get stuck up in that tree.
shutup and just get me down

 

by bschuetze
11-18-07
somewhere above Earth
chh Houston we have a problem
what are you saying
Houston-whats your problem monkey
shut up stop taking to yourself
i have one messed up bunny on my 12 neutralize him over and out

 

doot d doot doota doo dot doo
rooof drugs and money all here on real life circus edition
by bschuetze, 11-19-07

 

one idiotic day in the world of oblivion
he doesn't get the sign does he
im not talking to you. Bombs can fall around us all you want but im not talking to you. by the way talking is overated.Little loser cant keep his flapper shut
by bschuetze, 11-19-07

 

by bschuetze
3-18-08
hey i like you
helwo
keep a straight face
dou liek me? do you like chimmychongas

 

by bschuetze
6-30-08
rawr
cough cough sorry.. chest cold

 

by bschuetze
6-30-08
i am ninja
nobody sees ninja
he never saw it comin

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