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by bubba889988
3-04-02
Good morning Lora...Happy Birthday!!
Good morning Jeffy-poo....what did you get me for a present?
Uh...well, I WAS gonna get you something...but I ended up buying this hammer from Toby for only $200. Pretty cool, huh?
?????
That went better than I thought....

 

by bubba889988
3-05-02
Haha! Welcome to hell Bettis!
First, I alter your appearance...the first part of your punishment! You are now a young asian girl! And now for the second part of your punishment!
Let me introduce you to your hell-pimp...Armando Macias!
Yo beeyatch...waz crackin?

 

by bubba889988
3-05-02
Greetings....
What the?
Rather than infest your home with hundreds of roaches, you have been selected to merely have your place infested by one colossally large insect...myself!
hmmmm....
Did you bring any condoms?

 

by bubba889988
3-05-02
Hey Rube! How's it going?
Not so well...my wife went nuts and thinks she's a chicken.
Weird...are you gonna take her to the psychiatrist?
!!!!!
Nope...we need the eggs!

 

by bubba889988
3-05-02
Take my word for it...you do NOT want to pass out in a gay bar....
You politically incorrect S.O.B!
What is so terrible about passing out in a gay bar?
You wake up with a queer taste in your mouth!

 

by bubba889988
3-05-02
Let me finish this ticket and you can get out of here....
Say officer...if I said you were an asshole...what would happen?
I'd probably beat the crap out of you with my nightstick....
Well....what if I thought you was an asshole?
I can't do anything about something you think.
Cool.....in that case, I THINK YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE.

 

by bubba889988
10-01-04
I going out with 'Teve Traversy Friday night!
Ah-so! Tell me what will happen Kiko?
He say he want give me his seed!
He must be gardener! What kind of seed he want give you?
He no say, but he promise to plant it in my colon!
Ouch! I hope they not watermelon seeds!

 

by bubba889988
10-06-04
So MACK BROWN...YOU WILL BEAT OKLAHOMA THIS YEAR??
Ugh...let's enjoy this win over BAYLOR!!
Uh...No comment?
Yup!
Alright!! THEY WILL BEAT US 65-13!!! HAPPY?

 

by bubba889988
10-06-04
YOU ARE HIRED JOE GIBBS!!
Don't worry, if you start 1-3 we have excuses built in!!
Boy, those Cowboys sure have long ..uh, arms, huh?
You betcha!

 

by bubba889988
10-06-04
And uh,....I want you middle class pieces of shit to know I'm looking out for you
VICTORY IN IRAQ!!! FREEDOM RULES!
Dick..the chessboard doesn't cheer when I make comments!!
THEN THAT WAS AN ANTIAMERICAN CHESSBOARD!

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