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by buckio
1-04-03
what you want kid?
you're my hero Kurt
i'm dead kid
when are you next coming to London?

 

by buckio
1-04-03
top of the pops and everyones happy
WE ARE THE CHEEKY GIRLS
WE ARE THE CHEEKY GIRLS
YOU ARE THE CHEEKY BOYS
YOU ARE THE CHEEKY BOYS
I'VE GOT GENITAL WARTS
I'M 47 YEARS OLD

 

by buckio
1-04-03
barry's funeral
here lieth Barry whom we all did love...
...what?!?! Barry? i thought you were dead!
nope

 

by buckio
1-04-03
world war 3, and only two slept through it to live...
what do we do now then?
beats me buckio
what happened there?
it's subliminal

 

by buckio
1-04-03
meet the gang
hey i'm buckio, creator of all things yea
IM AM SMIMON KENDRICK IM AM THER RULESTT!!!!!!!!!1111111
i am Barry, once dead now very much confused
i'm adz and i'm a goth baby, yeah you know it
i'm jaff-face babayyyy yeaaahhh
i'm just a pretty face baby

 

by buckio
1-04-03
smion's pickup lines #1
YOURE ARR BEUUTIFULL IM AM WANT NOW YOU BETTRE
I'VE GOT YOUR WALLET
YOUR ARE A SUXXOR!!!!!!!!!!1111
HA HA

 

by buckio
1-04-03
party time at buckio's
hello cheeky
hello tiger
hmmmmm....
please don't hump on the floor
sorry

 

by buckio
1-04-03
Buckio rocks out at the 'toon...
"Shatterin fast I'm Glass I'm Glass..."
..when suddenly Billy Corgan arrives...
*gasp*
No you're not, I'M Glass!
Why do you have a goatee?
It's your fuckin' strip kiddo you tell me

 

by buckio
1-04-03
the one you've all been waiting for... no-holds-barred Billy vs Kurt! LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!
great shirt
thanks. love the tache

 

by buckio
1-04-03
smion's chat-up lines #2
WOOD YOU LYKE TWO SUXX MY COK BERZERKER?/////////
sure why not?
YOURE ARR A HOTTIEE!!!!!!1111111
...you don't score much do you?

 

by buckio
1-04-03
smions pickup lines #3
IM AM HAVIG A BIGG NOBB!!!!1111
ok lets see it then
MINE COKK IS SO BIGG I CANN DANGEL ITT!!!111
uh-huh....

 

by buckio
1-04-03
it had to happen...
IM AM GONIG TOO PULL YOO!!!1111
ok then. close your eyes...
1...5...2...9...twelvety...
...count to 10....
HANGG ON IM AM STILL NOT REACHERED TENN ROFLROLFORLF
...now pucker up pretty boy

 

by buckio
1-04-03
the Nirvana reunion
wow Dave, great to see you. how are the Foo's coming along?
LET'S GET A PARTY STARTED
...dave?

 

by buckio
1-05-03
smion learns DYI
YOUR ARE MISSED THER WARL ROFLOLROLFORLF

 

by buckio
1-08-03
inspired by adams retro-ness
TRANSFORMERS - ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!
...
well that's not really true is it? you're a huge fucking robot, you hardly blend in do you...?
smartarse

 

by buckio
1-13-03
billy interviews former nemesis Kurt Cobain... for some reason...
you do know i shagged courtney..?
...
...
you poor son of a bitch

 

by buckio
1-13-03
GET ON TOPIC BILLY!
ok, ok, so what's it like to be dead?
meh, it's ok
you totally ruined that one you fucking stoner bastard

 

by buckio
1-13-03
the "interview" continues...
so how do you feel now that courtney has published your journals?
she did what?
ah righty
the money grabbing bint has sold your soul to the little kids who will never understand that they've turned you into everything you hated

 

by buckio
1-13-03
...yet more drivel...
dude why did we fuck her? we must have serious esteem problems
i was just holding out for someone better personally...
(billy's girlfriend DOES look like him only with less hair)
not that woman you're dating now that looks exactly like you surely?
no......
that's Auf der Maur baby...
ah gotcha. humunnah hummunah.
....put it this way, why do you think i brought in Melissa to replace D'arcy?

 

by buckio
1-13-03
...on the Melissa theme...
so we didn't you two get it on dude?
ah the same old. she had the hots for james...
..like, back then baby...
james sugar, come to bed...
nah it's ok i can sleep standing up

 

by buckio
1-13-03
smion in 30 years time...
IM HAV FUKKED YOU MUM!!!1111
...
IM HAV FUKKED YOU MUMM IN THER ARRS!!!11111
...
Dad, you're drunk, go home...

 

by buckio
1-15-03
Buckio searches for members for his new band...
sorry rowly - i doubt you could tour with a wardrobe of four t-shirts
perry you can't play anything i'm afraid...
...PERRY GO AWAY YOUR LACK OF HAT DOESNT FOOL ME

 

by buckio
1-15-03
the search continues...
sorry baz you can't be in two rocking bands at the same time. back to Brendans garage with you
i thought i'd taunt you suxx0r ROFLROLFORLF
billy corgan what are you doing here?
what a dick...

 

by buckio
1-15-03
WERE ARE CASTELL GAYSKULL FANK YOO FOR CUMMNIG ROFLROFL
cos i'm not a skater boy, she still said see you later boy, so i said ok i'm a skater boy will you take me now...
...and she said no, so i'm singing this song w00t
time to acquire superhuman powers, as with so many characters. here goes...
good fuckin call

 

by buckio
1-26-03
wait for it...
wait for iiiit....
NOW NOW NOW
aaaaaaaaahhhh
the floor is not the place to take a dump honey...

 

by buckio
1-26-03
Loserville baybah
IM ARE SMION KENDRUCK
IM ARE SYERA MARQ SILVERR THOUHH REELY IM AM IANAN PERRIE
ARES IS YOUR MOCKING MEE?
URE ARE A SUXXOR
YOUR SAID IT RONG ROLFORLFORLFOL
damn i'm such a suxxor

 

by buckio
1-26-03
Kendrick Robot - Charge: Being lame. Verdict: Guilty. Sentence: Death
URE ARE A SUCK
Kurt Cobain - Charge: already being dead and so shouldn't be here. Verdict: guilty. Sentence: Death
bummer man
Ian Perry - Charge: sexual confusion, lame band alter-ego and misuse of Kendrick. Verdict: guilty. Sentence: an afternoon with Captain Gay to help end your sexual confusion
i want to be the guy with no trousers
you will honey, you will

 

by buckio
1-26-03
lets party goth style - 6 pm
9 pm
midnight

 

by buckio
1-27-03
this isnt adz this is just a random goth
i'm suuuuuch a pretty goth
why does the world reject me so?
KNOCK KNOCK
ARGH PEOPLE!!!!!

 

by buckio
3-20-03
Smion meets a new person in a bar
HI. IM AM NOTICED YOUR HAVE A SKERT. ARE IS YOUR A GRRL?
This is a kilt you fucking idiot
RFOLROFL YOUR IS THE MINGERRIST LESBO EVA ROFLROLF

 

by buckio
3-22-03
Captain Gay migrates to Buckio's comics, but is met by a vigilante
Captain Gay, do you know who I am?
Who in God's name are you?
Hey! Quit name dropping my father. I am in fact Jesus
Jesus H Christ!
....can you stop doing that?
Sorry? What's your name again Batman?

 

by buckio
3-22-03
...OK now I stop fucking around...
OK that's it you've pissed me off now! Christians loathe homosexuals at the best of times so I have no alternative but to punish you...
Punish me? But how?
I SEND YOU TO HELL!
Holy shit!
Oooh 'ellow, what's your name then gorgeous?
Gay. CAPTAIN Gay.

 

by buckio
3-22-03
Captain Gay and Satan hit it off
Nice place you got here Mr Elzebub, or may I call you Brian?
Why thank you Captain. Yes, it's not too bad is it. It's got a sauna, a bidet and a resident masseur called Jean-Claude
!!!
*sigh* Why do they love me only for my facilities and not my personality?

 

by buckio
3-22-03
Captain Gay searches for Jean-Claude the masseur
Hmm, I wonder where THIS doorway goes to...
OK are you Jean-Claude?
Hello, welcome to Heaven, how may I direct your enquiry?
You can direct me to your bedroom Mr Angel-eyes...
Oh fuck, not ANOTHER one that got lost looking for Jean-Claude. God's gonna go apeshit at Satan for this one...

 

by buckio
3-23-03
Captain Gay is led away
Where are you taking me big boy?
Stop calling me that already. I'm taking you to see the man in charge..
..you don't mean?
Yes that's right...
GOD!!!
I'M ARE GODZORZ - WELCUM KAPTINE GEY!!!

 

by buckio
3-23-03
Buckio would like to apologise
Hi kids. There may be some people out there, mostly Christians with nothing better to do, who may find me and my comics offensive...
...I would like to take this opportunity to apologise for any offence caused...
...but since I'm incapable of apologising for anyone due to a speech impediment, i must change my speech to read thusly: FUCK YOU ALL YOU FUCKING FUCKS

 

by buckio
3-26-03
Buckio attempts to convince Cesca to join his band...
Stupid narration ruin the story... Anyhoo, Cesca join our band...
umm... er... but i suck... and i smell like a yeti
I'm used to poor hygiene, I'm a student who lives with a 16 year old brother. Besides I'm shit too, you just have to jam with us thats all
But...but... argh!
I think the job of finding a bassist needs to be more fairly delegated...

 

by buckio
3-26-03
Buckio is confused somewhat by that last cartoon
After it was realised that the character in the last strip looked nothing like the real character, it was discovered that there are imposter Cesca's all over this site. Example 1: the Chun-Li Cesca
SPINNING BIRD KICK!
Example 2: the "Looks-Too-Much-Like-Her-Sister" Cesca
but i have erect nipples if you like...
Example 3: "Grungey" Cesca
soooo judgmental... just cos im wearing a hoodie

 

by buckio
7-16-03
what are you supposed to be?
luke i'm your mother. have you been taking LSD again?
woah man. cool.
off i go to make harold's dinner

 

by buckio
7-17-03
The two crazy stick figures have a discussion
what...the....fuck
Tom, are you OK? Why are you in a bin?
My name's Tom now?
Yes, I am your dad I should know
Really? I thought you were my husband.
...What EXACTLY did we do last night?

 

by buckio
7-17-03
simon encounters the man in the bin
please, whatever you do don't roll me down that hill
judging by your blank stare i wonder if perhaps the gravity of my predicament is lost on you
YOUR IS STUCKD IN TEH BINZORZ!!11111111

 

by buckio
7-17-03
The Man in the Bin preaches his gospel
and so, on the fifth day, Friday evening, the heathens did escort me from a bar and proceed to put me in the bin of holiness
i shall become a martyr for my cause, speaking for all those afflicted by bin related disorders, and lead us bin-ridden folk to POWER! POWER I TELL YOU!
OEH LOK TEHRE IS A KATZORZ

 

by buckio
7-17-03
Buckio wanders past the man in the bin
HEY! YOU!
Curses on you and all you non-bin folk!
What do you want bin boy?
he has a point - why am i still in here when i could very easily get out?
Who the fuck do you think you are, Oscar the smegging grouch?

 

by buckio
7-17-03
The Man in the Bin goes crazy
What have I done?
Who am I? What is my purpose? Whats going on?
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING IN THIS FUCKING BIN?

 

by buckio
5-07-04
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/MaKK_BeNN/228441 - A Pardory
Hi, I'm Michael Moore, and I'm interviewing MaKK BeNN for my latest film that Disney decides is against the grain, "Welcome to Idiotsville, population 200 million"
I just thought I'd introduce myself to you "MaKK". I'm Michael Moore, best-selling author, Oscar-winning film maker, fucking MILLIONAIRE, with a wife and children, supporting my politics with facts.
Teach you to piss off people infinitely better than you MaKK
What about you?
I live in my parents' basement, have a low paying job, listen to Rush Limbaugh like an obedient lap dog and will amount to nothing. I ROCK YOU SUCK ROFL!!!1

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