Captain Gay finds out that Hell isn't so bad after all

Author: buckio

Date: March 22, 2003

by buckio
3-22-03
Captain Gay and Satan hit it off
Nice place you got here Mr Elzebub, or may I call you Brian?
Why thank you Captain. Yes, it's not too bad is it. It's got a sauna, a bidet and a resident masseur called Jean-Claude
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*sigh* Why do they love me only for my facilities and not my personality?