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by bugger_king
8-16-06
I am Bugger King!
Too-looo, too-looo! All hail Bugger King!
I hereby decree that all of Stripcreator shall hoover my rrrregal all-beef patty!
Hoover it, you cock-starved rod jockeys!
Shall I blow ye royale lode in the peasantry's eyes?
Or perhaps their bottoms?

 

by bugger_king
8-16-06
im sebra139 i heave a band
Then thou shalt be first to suck the chrome off mine royal trailer hitch!
*slurp slurp*
Harder, you illiterate sack of peasant dung!
KERFUCKINPOW
wait im not fag
Ye man in the helmet sayeth otherwise!

 

by bugger_king
8-16-06
Hello, my King. I am the one they call Inflatable_Man.
Zounds, thou art too hideous to sodomize! Put ye this bag on thine head and fellate ye this circus beast.
Inflatable_Man goes to work on the valvestem
*slurp slurp*
I can't believe it's not choking him!
*slurp*
I find this very humiliating indeed.

 

by bugger_king
8-16-06
Meanwhile...
UnknownEric! What is thy purpose in this realm of mine?
To talk about 80's music and getting old, sire!
Not VH1 again! It was never good!!
Surely they speech orifice would be better occupied with my sexy parts!
If you say so, your majesty.
SUDDENLY
Let's do it in this fine "chicks with dicks" establishment.
Perhaps photographs will be taken!

 

by bugger_king
8-16-06
One day at Beastiality Farms
As some person named not_Scyess, let me say that the last thing we need around here--
The first thing thou needest, knave, is a right royal sceptering in the embarrassables! Now turn ye 'round!
Things were heating up to the buggery point
Yes, my liege.
By jove-- is that a...?
And then, the most special day of all
Telephone pole lodged in my rectum, sire? Why yes!
It amuses me! Let's hang some jolly bells on it!

 

by bugger_king
8-16-06
boorite, why speakest thou like yon village idiotte alle the fuckinge tyme?
lol im sebras littel bich
That dost it!
I shall asse ream thee on the moon!
omg ok

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