Stick Figure Satire

Author: bugmenot

Date: October 5, 2005

by bugmenot
10-05-05
I... I don't know what happened.
Oh! is that a wallet?
I can't go to jail!! I'll kill myself first!!
Do you have a kleenex? I need to wipe this junk off my shoes.
New Orleans Police 2005
Shouldn't you read me my rights?
It's almost quitting time. Want to go for a beer instead?