Adventures of a hapless dreamer... part 1

Author: bugout1_11

Date: January 3, 2003

by bugout1_11
1-03-03
Hello, and welcome to the life of our newfound subject, let's follow him for a short while and take a look into his life.
Huh, an acceptance letter to a state university in the middle of fucking nowhere... that's not nearly as exciting as...
... going to New York and being a famous scenic designer...
Well, kind reader, we seem to have stumbled upon this newfound (anti?)hero at a rather awkward moment in his life...
Oh my, oh my, whatever shall I do?!
Does one make the obvious and sensible decision, or follow ones dreams with the incredible chance to be eaten alive by the biggest scariest city ever?
Luckily, it seems that the ever benevolent world of parents, know-it-alls, and social normalcies has stepped up to offer its ever so thoughtful advice.

Ain't it great how life works out?
FOOL BOY!!! WHO THE FUCK HAS EVER FUCKING HEARD OF ANY FUCKING SCENIC DESIGNERS?