Open-mic night at the pessimistic bar of loathing...

Author: bugout1_11

Date: June 13, 2003

by bugout1_11
6-13-03
Our intrepid hero finds himself at open-mic night down at the local comedy club
Good evening, good evening... Welcome ladies and germs... heh, heh... you know, a funny thing happened on the way here tonight...
I was walking along, and suddenly realized... no one who actually knows me... wait, no, no one does... i hate that... i fucking hate it, but then again... who the fuck really deserves to, eh?
yeah, there's a fucking question for ya... they'll just end up hurting you... anything say, or do, EVER, can and will be used against you at every available opportunity... there's a fucking lesson...
huh, that's not really funny, is it... i really suck at this stand-up shit...
fuck....