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Back in his secret Pimp Lair (TM), Dirk Diggler packs...
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| Let's see: jackrabbit, sybian, semenex, scandalously revealing thong... | |
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Enter Dirk's female companion, Lara Croft (fuck you, make up your own damn names).
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| Have you heard of the oppressed women of Afghanistan, many of whom have been repressed by men throughout the years? | |
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| Why the fuck do rich white suburban chicks give a fuck about 3rd world countries? | |
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| Wait! I'll bet the Taliban have been hiding the female orgasm from the women during their rule! I can find the female orgasm there! | |
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| Well, you certainly haven't found the female orgasm here, that's for sure. | |
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