Quest for the Female Orgasm (Ch 6 "Radix malorum")

Author: burkencsu

Date: January 4, 2003

by burkencsu
1-04-03
Dirk Digler comes home to Lara Croft in search of true love.
I've been a fool all along! True love is all I want from you!
I've got a better idea. You've got money and security, I've got a hot willing body. Let's make a trade.
That doesn't sound like true love!
Yeah, but it's what passes for love these days. Don't complain, you're still getting some nookie.
Well, I'm not one to pass up sex!
Do you still have that sybian? I'm tired of all that tame jackrabbit shit.