Jim Davis, 2000 Year Old Cartoonist

Author: burt_reynolds

Date: November 19, 2003

by burt_reynolds
11-19-03
In Hans Gruber's head...
I'm telling you, television set, if you had read Garfield today, the nipple of your boob tube would have gotten hard. Yowza, that cat hates Nermel!
But Mr. Butch, I do not know how to read...
Damn, but literature is the public transportation of the mind's eye, television. How else are you going to know what happens in Penthouse Letters?
Hold me...