Evel Kneivel, P.I.

Author: burt_reynolds

Date: November 20, 2003

by burt_reynolds
11-20-03
Yes, you are the killer, Sir Stinks-A-Lot, but the real killer is Big Tobacco. Think about it philosophically: a gun cannot fire itself...
Fan-tastic! Well, if you'll pardon me, a bored suburban high school kid wants to stuff marijuana in my asshole and smoke me in his stepfather's Chevette.
Time for me to jump over the smoking crater that is my marriage with my bike.