Evel Knievel, P.I., R.I.P.

Author: burt_reynolds

Date: November 20, 2003

by burt_reynolds
11-20-03
You've gotten too close to the truth, crime-fighting Evel Knievel. You are a private investigator, not a theologian.
There are no killers in this world, only unherded sheep. Who expects to lead a moral life, when God is just an absentee landlord!?
Time to sell his bike on eBay.