Evel Knievel, P.I., R.I.P.

Author: burt_reynolds

Date: November 20, 2003

by burt_reynolds
11-20-03
Hello, officer, allow me to introduce myself. I am the ghostly form of crime-fighting Evel Knievel. My current state allows me to solve crimes even better.
For instance, O.J. wasn't the killer, it was Emmitt Smith. Nixon shot Kennedy. And Jack the Ripper was the same guy who really wrote all of Shakespeare's plays!
It's all very fascinating, ghost of crime-fighting Evel Knievel, but no attorney worth a damn is going to allow for a ghost to be put on the stand. Sorry.
Time to scare up some pussy!