Evel Knievel, P.I.: RESURRECTION (THE CONCLUSION!)

Author: burt_reynolds

Date: November 20, 2003

by burt_reynolds
11-20-03
Hello, God? It's me, crime-fighting Evel Knievel...
Pardon me, son, if I talk with food in my mouth, but I did create the universe. Now what can I do for you?
Well, I can't find my P'Zone. It was there before I died, but now... Well, what's the word on the street?
I haven't heard a thing. Good luck with finding your P'Zone.
You'd think being omnipotent you'd have heard... wait... why do I smell crappy canned sauce and reheated pepporoni on your breath?
I cooked up a Boboli pizza with Fatty Arbuckle earlier. I swear to me!