Evel Knievel, P.I. vs. John Fogerty, CCR

Author: burt_reynolds

Date: November 20, 2003

by burt_reynolds
11-20-03
Well, if it isn't my old nemesis, former Creedence Clearwater Revival frontman and current independent detective John Fogerty.
Funny I should run into you, crime-fighting Evel Knievel, being that I just had my penis inside your wife.
Not much of a detective, are you, Fogerty, or you would have noticed she's a lesbian now. Shouldn't you be screwing your former bandmates out of royalties?
Your lesbian wife was right, Knievel - a magnifying glass won't do the trick. I'll have to call the university and get the electron microscope down here...
That does sound like something my wife would say...