Evel Knievel P.I. BEYOND

Author: burt_reynolds

Date: November 20, 2003

by burt_reynolds
11-20-03
In the year 2701
Sweet merciful crap, a monkey in a space suit. I'm pretty sure this is how it began, with the monkeys taking over Earth...
I can assure you, my good man, that I have no intention of world domination. I am but your humble assistant, Mr. Jiggles.
Could you stop rubbing your balls?
I really can't.