Evel Knievel, P.I. in THE CRYING GAME

Author: burt_reynolds

Date: November 21, 2003

by burt_reynolds
11-21-03
Evel Kneivel finds himself face to face with... HIMSELF, and HIMSELF feeling man-love for himself
Here's the problem: We are now a paradox, and therefore, cannot exist within the same space. Haven't you read Hawking's essays? Haven't you seen what happens to Ron Silver in Timecop?
You know I have.
Well, by inserting your penis in me, it would actually wreck the space-time continuum...
And to think that Republicans believe homosexuality will only wreck marriage.