Post-mustache Tom Selleck

Author: burt_reynolds

Date: November 21, 2003

by burt_reynolds
11-21-03
Ladies, allow me to introduce myself. I am Tom Selleck, of and Quigley Down Under fame.
You aren't Tom Selleck. Where's your mustache?
A man is more than a mustache, baby. I'm a good listener, I make some great chocolate fondue...
Whatever, I'm going to find Wilford Brimley and have sex with him.