Post-Mustache Tom Selleck

Author: burt_reynolds

Date: November 21, 2003

by burt_reynolds
11-21-03
I never realized how cold and lonely this city is without my mustache... No one will even look you in the eye.
It leads me to believe that rather than a man in control of a mustache, I was a mustache in control of a man. Now, I am but an untethered kite, loosed upon the wind...
I'd ask this guy for money, but he obviously has no money, especially royalties from reruns of a popular detective show set in Hawaii.
And I still don't know for sure if Robin Masters and Quivers were the same guy!
Hey, look everybody - it's nobody!