John Fogerty, Private Dick

Author: burt_reynolds

Date: November 21, 2003

by burt_reynolds
11-21-03
Hey, it really is you! It's John Fogerty! You're a independant investigator, now? Wow. Well, have I got a case for you...
Who said anything about me being a independant investigator?
The editors at Rolling Stone. They said "That John Fogerty, talk about a private dick."
Please get out of my office you dumb whore. I want to be left alone.
"Biggest dick in the business," they said. Anyway, my virginity was stolen from me...