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In the backroom of a Fort Washington, PA, Ramada Inn
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| Thanks for meeting me, professional assassin. I have a big job for you. | |
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| Not a problem, heiress Paris Hilton. Why don't you tell me your problems. | |
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| There's this sex tape of me... | |
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| Wait, did you say sex tape? | |
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| Damn this is hotter than the love scene I had with James Coburn and that husky that got cut out of Snow Dogs | |
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