Cuba Gooding, Jr., Professional Assassin

Author: burt_reynolds

Date: November 22, 2003

by burt_reynolds
11-22-03
In the backroom of a Fort Washington, PA, Ramada Inn
Thanks for meeting me, professional assassin. I have a big job for you.
Not a problem, heiress Paris Hilton. Why don't you tell me your problems.
There's this sex tape of me...
Wait, did you say sex tape?
Damn this is hotter than the love scene I had with James Coburn and that husky that got cut out of Snow Dogs