Holidaze with Bil Keane

Author: burt_reynolds

Date: December 18, 2003

by burt_reynolds
12-18-03
Jim Davis, you old scoundrel! Fancy seeing you at Arby's... Good to see you! How have you been?
Not bad, Bil. I heard your wife is great with child.
Yeah... the thing about that is, it's not mine. That faucet's been clogged for some years now. Do you have any idea who could have done this?
It's Not Me!
You bastard, I never should have trusted you.