Todd DuBois: Toughest Cop in Sandwich, Massachusetts

Author: burt_reynolds

Date: January 16, 2004

by burt_reynolds
1-16-04
Hey kids, I'm really going to have to ask you to not hang out in front of the mini mart. We've gotten some phone calls.
No problem officer. We didn't mean to be a disturbance.
That's it. Just walk away, Harry Potter. Don't give me a reason to unholster my weapon.
Harry Potter?
That was such a close one, I threw up in my mouth. Just a bit.