Todd DuBois: Toughest Cop in Sandwich, Massachusetts

Author: burt_reynolds

Date: January 16, 2004

by burt_reynolds
1-16-04
Hey, Tony Hawk, we've gotten some complaints about you kids skateboarding around, scaring the old people. I'm going to have to ask you to cease and desist.
I'm really sorry, sir. We'll stop.
Skate or die? Not on my watch, bucko.
C'mon guys, we should really go home and help out our parents with dinner.
Fucking kids. First they leave skidmarks in the parking lots, then they make me leave skidmarks in my pants.