Todd DuBois: Toughest Cop in Sandwich, Massachusetts

Author: burt_reynolds

Date: January 16, 2004

by burt_reynolds
1-16-04
Can I help you, Mr. Mayor?
Call me Hap, Officer DuBois. We've been getting calls from parents about you being a bit gruff with the neighborhood kids.
So you're saying I'm a loose cannon? That I'm out of control? Well, I'll tell you what's out of control: the whole goddamn system!
No, nothing like that officer, just watch the language in front of the teens. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get ready for the Apple Blossom festival.
Something stinks around here, and it obviously starts all the way to the top.