All comics by caciss

 

by caciss
6-14-02
This is the crappiest comic ever...
Im gonna rape you!
Uhh, no.
The badness continues...
Well okay...
Darn RIGHT!
And finally the horrible ending
Yah...
Okay...

 

by caciss
6-14-02
We watch a speach at the comedy club...
Wha' the...?
Yo, sup? I am a scientest and prez of your mom!
Err... that joke sucked...
Uhhh... oh s**t
The croud goes wild and sets the scientest on fire... YES!
Thats right die b**ch!
HELP!

 

by caciss
6-14-02
Bills, Bills, porn, Bills
PORN!
I think lemme see...
TELL ME TELL ME!
Sorry... Its um,a Corn Ad...
GAH NO!

 

by caciss
6-14-02
Guess what, Jimmy!
Yah, what...
I have to commit suicide, its part of my clan. On Diablo 2...
Uhh, yah... Let me help you their!
Thanks for the help Jim!
No problem man. Your fires dieing, lets put some paper on it.

 

by caciss
6-14-02
Yo', some on help, Jim?
Years later someone shows up...
Well, see I was practicing DBZ moves, and I hurt myself.
How did you end up in their?
Our lesson?
Damn...
Eh, sorry cant help you their, DBZ suxs. Yer' fault.

 

by caciss
6-14-02
Is that my new magazine about Lasers and Guns?
Err... No its my new comic about squirrels and X-Box haters.
Can I have a look, Jimmy?
Sure Mike.
Taking a look at the comic.
X-Box suxs...
I like nuts!

 

by caciss
6-14-02
Yo Jimmy, I cant think of what to video game to play next...
Lets ask Penny Arcade, Mike. GABE!
So what game Gabe?
NOT X-BOX!
But I dont even own X-Box!

 

by caciss
6-14-02
Look Jimmy, I'm a construction worker!
Isn't pretending for kids?
Uh... no.
Yes it is. Oh Mike DONT TRIP!
Crap, thanks a bunch Jim.
Your welcome.

 

by caciss
6-14-02
My girlfriend just dumped me Mike...
Uhh... so?
It's just... that-
What? That yer' hand dumped you Mike?
Oh, Shut up...
Let me think about that... uh no.

 

by caciss
6-14-02
So what am I supposed to do now, Jimmy?
Find a new girlfriend, I dunno...
Dude Jim, yer' a genus!
Uh, where have you been?
Uhhh... uh...
Ha, you dont know?

 

by caciss
6-14-02
WEEEELLL, guess what Jim...!
You died?
Well close... well thats not the point, I gotta new girlfriend!
Who your left hand...
Well actually...
Mike, I did'nt even guess...

 

by caciss
6-14-02
Yo Jimmy we gotta go out and fix the roof!
No, you have to go out and fix the roof!
Not my problem...
But JIMMY!
What a fag...
Well okay...

 

by caciss
6-14-02
Yo' Jimmy I think your "adult" mag' just came in...
Did he say "adult?
Yes he did Jimmy...
Really mister narrator?
Uh, I'm the writer I think I would know.
Well than, here I COME MIKE!

 

by caciss
6-14-02
Oh no... here he comes what to do...?
I can feel it already, must reach mail!
Yo' Mike the "adult" mag thing it was a joke...
Wha'...
Dude that hurt like hell!
That was the point...

 

by caciss
6-14-02
Gah no... my cousin made me watch DBZ...
Mike, that makes me want to stab myself...
So you did...?
Oh Mike, it makes that story so much better... try.
Jim, yer' right it does... Clears the disturbing images, from your mind.
Right on, Mike.

 

by caciss
6-14-02
Have you ever wondered what our crazy hero's do after a long comic strip?? Follow me...
Note: They are out of costume dont be frightened...
We join them practicing lines...
Yo Jim my girlfriend dumped me...
Your hand...

 

by caciss
6-14-02
Dude, you here!
Here what?
Here that Gabe got fired from Penny-Arcade!!
So whats he doing now?
My mother always said lifes like a box of chocalates...
You never know what you gonna get.

 

by caciss
6-14-02
Mike is Gabe really doing that?
Sadley yes...
Well we got to help him...
Jimmy, I know I can get him a job at my Dad's...
Dude, Gabe you go sell your self!
But I dont wanna...

 

by caciss
6-14-02
Er, that thought scares me...
Then what else, can we do for him?
Let him rot?
...
So...?
Good nuf' for me.

 

by caciss
6-14-02
Am I late for the bussiness meeting, again?
................
What boss?
You forgot your pants...
Son of a b****!!
ts okay many of us enjoy it...

 

by caciss
6-14-02
Oh Sherly, I gotta tell you something!
What Rick?
Well I came into work with no pants on.
So why have you not gone home and put pants on?
Well... maybe none fit.
Yah, and I'm not a slut...

 

by caciss
6-14-02
Guess what...
Jesus, why do you bother me like this?
Oh come on just say what!?
...........
GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTt

 

by caciss
6-14-02
Well thats all I wanted, anywayz I finnaly was fired...
Finnaly caught yoou screwing on the donuts?
Uhhh... no.
I take that as yes.
Damn...
I heard that, I read minds!

 

by caciss
6-14-02
Have you ever seemed to wonder what Jimmy seems to be reading in almost every single strip?
Such as scenes like this.
Guess What Jimmy...
What?
Well its porno...

 

by caciss
6-14-02
Well since I dont have work anymore, I get to stay with you!
Not my problem, dont get mad if your bored.
5 Hours Later
Is this all you do?
Yes, and oh if you need a hammer and nail their in the corner.
46 Hours Later
Gah much better.
Knew you would use it.

 

by caciss
6-14-02
I'm Captain Video Man and this is...
SKIP!
Today we reviewd Kango Gangsta
and some screen shots...
I be in the mafia, BEYOTCH!
You can actually make him say that!

 

by caciss
6-15-02
I got some good news... and some bad.
Just the good news.
Why just the Good.
I like to constanley think of my life as perfect, the bad news only ruins it. By not hearing bad news, my sucky -beep- life will be okay.
So what about me?
Hint, news I did not want to hear...

 

by caciss
6-15-02
So anywayz I finnaly got a job , Jimmy.
Thats good, I have been low on money...
So what am I to you a money machine?
...........
yes

 

by caciss
6-15-02
Jimmy we always watch Cowboy Bebop right now...
Er... no.
Your acutally right...
When am I not?

 

by caciss
6-15-02
Before, Caciss was introduced to Anime
I got great grades, a faimily, a wife, kids, and I AM RICH!!!!! GWHAHA!
Wanna watch some anime?
Whats that?
You dont know what anime is?
I dont know...
Then your in for a ride of your life...

 

by caciss
6-15-02
So what Anime is this?
Metropolis... hold on.
......
OPEN UP YOU STUPID SONY!!!!!!
Its not pluged in, Kyle...
....oh.

 

by caciss
6-15-02
So why does this Duke Red have such a BIG nose?
His nose has nothing to do with the movie...
Later in the Movie
OMG, WHY IS SHE GLOWING?
Its Anime...
So to make anime you have to have glowey lady robots?
Im not gonna answer that, I'm not gonna answer that...

 

by caciss
6-15-02
WHOA! Kyle that kicked butt...
Yup, no doubt...
At JLA'S Home...
Gah, my stupid rental store...
CLICKTY CLICK...
Several Minutes later and the Home of Caciss
Must find more anime...
Forget being married to a raccoon now Caciss!

 

by caciss
6-15-02
Now that Caciss is helplessly addicted to Anime... he has become horribly disfigured...
I cant belive I lost my wife, my kids, my money... all be cause of that damn anime.
Caciss has been caught buying illgeal hentai addtions of his favorite animes, in alleys...
Yus, Hamtaro hentai... that hamster is so f**kin' hot!
Yo', pay NOW. My hand tire so much from drawing hentai... SO PAY NOW.
Caciss has had strange anime thoughts....
Boy, I wish this anime collection DVD was a person... so I could have sex with it...
PAY NOW!

 

by caciss
7-01-03
Our Series Starts at a 20 Year Highschool Reunion...
So you came out here to get away from all those loser to?
Yeah, what faggots. I mean c'mon.
I agreee
I mean just because they HAD FRIENDS...
Our Series Starts at a 20 Year Highschool Reunion...
You aren't "Little Stick"... are you?
Shut the hell up that was a LONG time ago man. A LONG TIME AGO.

 

by caciss
7-01-03
Hey Matt
Hey Wilson... Long time no seen.
I am a police man now!
A gay looking police man...
What do you do now?
I am a man that cries from his past experiences. I am a hobo with money.

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