Conversations with Jesus, part one

Author: cairine

Date: October 16, 2002

by cairine
10-16-02
I'll bet you didn't know Jesus uses Yahoo! Messenger.
JC: I think I have gout.
What?!
Me 'n Jesus, we're good friends.
JC: Gout.
You... have... gout. Gout?
Yeah, gout. Achy joints and shit. I need to eat more veggies.
Cairine: EAT VEGGIES! STOP GOUT!