Like Playing Rock-Paper-Scissors Against Yourself...

Author: callie_chan

Date: December 9, 2002

by callie_chan
12-09-02
Calli is arguing with Herself.
Seriously, Me, we haven't gotten laid in what, eighteen years? I don't think a tentacle & a few pints of oil is so much to ask.
You can't honestly tell me you want to ruin our idiom by going all hentai on me now.
Why not? I'm your comic representation, so our idiom will remain intact. After all, it's not -you- who's getting any.
......wait a sec. I think I just realized the problem.
Hey, if -I'm- not getting any, then by God you're gonna suffer with me.