I'll Staple Your Nuts In The Night, Hee Hee!

Author: callie_chan

Date: December 9, 2002

by callie_chan
12-09-02
Problem: Little brother is an anime pr0n phr33k. The squicking must be stopped.
Fuck, Android, at least clear all the links screaming about LESBIAN SLUT GIRRLZ off the back browser!
Solution: Kill his sex drive.
But I've tried that. I tried gay smut, old people pr0n from Kieki's archives, even pictures of me & a tentacle. Nothing worked. The boy's a fucking sex tank. How do I stop him?
Answer: The dead of night & a staple gun.
Wow. I didn't know those things exploded.
OH MY GOD!