The Amber Connection Strikes Again

Author: callie_chan

Date: December 9, 2002

by callie_chan
12-09-02
Dammit, Calli, we need to talk. You just offered me as a poke hole to Del-me!
Well, yeah. He's lonely. What's the problem?
He turned me down! Do you have any idea how insulting it is to be dragged all the way from Hawaii to have a TENTACLE refuse to molest you?
....no, not really.
........dammit, it's so hard to hate you when you're being so wonderfully evil.
It's a survival strategy.