The Magical Land Of Ew

Author: callie_chan

Date: December 10, 2002

by callie_chan
12-10-02
Calli & Kieki on a typical day of roleplaying. Or rather, what -they- consider to be a typical day.
Kieki: I can't RP hetsmut! I don't know what to do with breasts! I can't even deal with my own & now I have to play Cricket's breasts?! It's like a whole new chara stuck on the chest of my old chara!
Calli: You don't goddamn play her breasts! If anyone plays with them, it'll be Arien, & -I- have to play him, so quit yer bitching!
Kieki: Her breasts have feelings too!
Calli: So? They're just Morgan's nipples attached to water balloons!
Yes, this was in fact a real conversation.
Kieki: .......you just went past erotic, past kinky, past funny, & into the magical land of ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
Calli: Perhaps you haven't looked at Cricket closely lately?