Kieki VS Jesus, FIGHT!

Author: callie_chan

Date: December 10, 2002

by callie_chan
12-10-02
Kieki is confronted by Jesus for her many, many sins.
Look, seriously, you've got to have better things to do with your time. Go condemn Harry Potter or some shit.
Thou hast desecrated my name. Thou shalt suffer.
Alright, but first let me say this one thing: do you know how many ways there are to serve up your everday Savior? Jesus burgers, Jesus with beans, Jesus in a can...
Shut thy fucking mouth & prepare for death, thou dickless bastard.
For some things even Jesus has no answers.
Tell you what; you can kill me if you tell me what hubba hubba zoot zoot means.
...forget it. Thou art just a waste of my fucking time.