Spiritual Guidance, Part I

Author: callie_chan

Date: December 13, 2002

by callie_chan
12-13-02
Calli does something she's never done before--she looks for spiritual guidance.
I have a confession to make.
Speak, my child.
Yesterday my mother dragged me out Christmas caroling to a senior citizens' home with a bunch of extremely religious neighbors. I feel dirty. Like I'll never be clean.
...........
Well? Give me some guidance. Tell me how I can restore my misanthropic atheist idiom.
Look, I don't think you're asking quite the right person.