Spiritual Guidance, Part V

Author: callie_chan

Date: December 13, 2002

by callie_chan
12-13-02
Calli in Hell, seeking spiritual guidance, pleads her case.
Look, I didn't mean to do a good deed. I just want to earn back my hard-earned reputation for being an evil, soulless psychotic witch.
Well, this IS your first major offense. I suppose with some penance, we can overlook it.
Kick. So what's the penance?
Tomorrow you must start all of your conversations with a your mom joke.
...that's so evil. It's brilliant.
What can I say, your mom taught me everything I know.