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| I have decided to break out of my StripCreator stereotype that I'm a whiney bitch about being nailed to this goddamn cross. | |
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| See, the truth is, I like being up here! This cross is made of high-quality balsam wood, & you get used to the nails in your hands & feet after awhile, & the loincloth is really quite liberating! | |
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| .......oh, who the fuck am I kidding. My kingdom in Heaven for a prybar. | |
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