Companions

Author: callie_chan

Date: January 28, 2003

by callie_chan
1-28-03
Kieki interviews cannon fodder--shit, I did it again!--COMPANIONS for the quest.
What can you contribute to the quest?
This taser of d00m, with which I will fry you unless I get a share of your dominion over the world when this shitty quest is over.
Whaddaya know, we've got a spot open. You're in. Now, what can you contribute to the quest?
Unresolved sexual tension! I've got enough for everybody! Plus, I can make sandwiches!
Sandwiches are good. You're in. Now, what can you......okay, look, just get out.
Why are you so cruel to me?