You Can't See The Burning Mountain, But It's There! Really!

Author: callie_chan

Date: January 28, 2003

by callie_chan
1-28-03
The quest begins! And it's not nearly as exciting a LOTR ripoff as Calli would like you to think.
Okay, Calli, we've been walking for days in one direction just because you thought you saw a clam. Call me wacky, but I'd like some clue as to where the hell we're going.
We're heading to that ominous-looking mountain of fire way off there in the distance.
And why the HELL do we want to go to a burning mountain? I may have forgotten to mention this to you, but I char easily when exposed to, you know, huge leaping flames.
Because OBVIOUSLY someone evil will have taken up residence at a mountain like that. Someone who speaks in dead languages & inspires more fear than death itself. He'll know what BDD stands for!
Or, you know, he could pull the flesh from our bones & pick his teeth with our femurs. Whichever's easier.
What do you think we have cannon fodder for?