What's Uglier--Cthulhu Or A Running Gag That Won't Die?

Author: callie_chan

Date: January 28, 2003

by callie_chan
1-28-03
Having reached the Mountain of Fire & Impending Pain, the Fellowship splits up to look for the residents.
I still say we should've just knocked on the goddamn door.
Well, anyway, this place is nice & dark & foreboding. Perfect setting for a heroine like myself to become a hapless victim. Well, that ain't happening to ME. No SIR.
Let's see, you'd be the inhabitant of this mountain who rips living flesh from bone & inspires more fear than death itself, yes? And me without my sacred pentacle.
Life's rough all over.