God & Orgasms--Not A Pretty Picture.

Author: callie_chan

Date: February 2, 2003

by callie_chan
2-02-03
You wanted to see me?
Yes. I want you to stop taking pictures of Hawaiian landscape right now, if not sooner.
Excuse me? Who died & made you Queen Of Everything? Photo is my life. My calling. My -love-. You can't separate us.
Kieki, I live in Ohio. OHIO. And right now it's winter. I know where you live winter equals temperate, but where I live winter equals God having huge snowy orgasms over our entire state.
....if I never hear the phrase 'God having huge snowy orgasms' ever again, I will still saw my own ears off.
Well, if I've got to suffer this shit, I have to bring the pain home to you SOMEHOW.