To Hate Or Emulate--That Is The Question

Author: callie_chan

Date: February 6, 2003

by callie_chan
2-06-03
You know, it's sad. My taser can Puree, Carbonize, Annihilate, & Nuclear Bomb, but it doesn't have an Atomize option. I should get that fixed.
Forget the goddamn taser & run it by me again how I got vaporized when I WRITE THIS SHIT.
I already told you--mirrors & the unholy power of Satan.
Wait just a second! I thought you were a nihilist. Nihilists don't believe in anything, so how can you believe in Satan?
Well, you see, due to the definition of Nihilism, I can't believe in Nihilism either. Hence, Satan.
...I can't decide whether to loathe or emulate you.