A Really Bad Joke. The Author Apologizes.

Author: callie_chan

Date: February 11, 2003

by callie_chan
2-11-03
Mr del-me? I'm with the Nobel comittee, and we'd like to present you with a prize for furthering human-tentacle relations. Could you follow me please?
Finally, the recognition I deserve! But it's Del-Me, you know. The D & M are capitalized.
Meanwhile...
Man, I can't believe he fell for that. But never mind; our plan nears fruition.
So I get to kill the guy in the ugly shirt, right?
Now wait just a skull-fucking minute. I thought we agreed that I get to kill him, & you get first dibs on post-mortem fellatio.
Ah yes. He gets to have his rape & eat it, too.