CC 171: If Wishes Were Fishes, I'd Be Up To My Gills In Fins

Author: callie_chan

Date: February 18, 2003

by callie_chan
2-18-03
Hi. I am your Desire Fulfillment Facilitator. Apparently God liked some of your comics, so he's given me to power to grant you any one wish you desire.
No kidding? Hmmm....in that case, I wish that I would never again have to be subjected to asinine stupidity in any form ever again.
For the love of Eden's little apples, you don't ask much, do you? But fine. If that's your wish, then I will grant it!
Alright, I know what I said--but if it isn't too much trouble, could you please UNdestroy the world now?