Murder & Talk Of Phallic Objects

Author: callie_chan

Date: February 26, 2003

by callie_chan
2-26-03
Who are you?
Your future murderer.
Hah! Then why do you carry a long, hard, vaguely phallic object? You want me, admit it!
O-kay, first of all, it's a MACHETE. In light of this situation, maybe I should've gone with the garotte, but that's not the issue here. Second, I'm FEMALE, so drop the phallus shit.
Female?! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *sob* I thought our love was real!
...Killing you will be the greatest moment of my life.