All comics by camdeath

 

by camdeath
7-01-15
canada
why does thou weep?
do we not bleed the same oil?
dream the same blackened dreams?
the master has become the slave
and the slave, a memory...

 

by camdeath
7-01-15
no one told me life was gonna be this way...
*clapclapclapclap*

 

by camdeath
7-01-15
i'm going to prescribe you something for your depression
goo
that's right. the world is agony. people are a virus. life is a void.
...
we'll start on 50 mgs of Zoloft
goo

 

by camdeath
7-01-15
the devil is in
the details, but god is in
terms and conditions

 

by camdeath
7-01-15
HEY. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN HERE?
what are you talking about? i live here. i was born under that rainbow over ther-
UH HUH. NICE TRY. GO HOME. SHOO. GO. GET OUT OF HERE
dude what's your problem? look at the address on my driver's lice-
THAT'S BETTER.
god fucking dammit.

 

by camdeath
7-01-15
i love you johnny.
it can never work. i have guns for hands.
shh. i don't care. i love you for who you are.
but they're always loaded.
so am i.
what?

 

by camdeath
7-01-15
touch me, johnny. caress me. fingerbang me.
oh yeah. ohhh yeaahhhh *BANG* oh my god oh my god are you ok?!
i'm fine. that feels wonderful.
i shot you in the vagina! you're bleeding!
no. i'm cumming.
no brenda you're fucking bleeding! you're going to die and i'm gonna get charged with murder

 

by camdeath
7-01-15
not murder, johnny. mermaid...
that doesn't even... what? we gotta get you to a hospital.
i'm already in the hospital. a hospital called heaven, located in your anus. knock knock, johnny.
...who's there
it's me, brenda. let me in your anus.
STOP IT.

 

i love the smell of fingerpaint in the morning
by camdeath, 7-01-15

 

by camdeath
7-01-15
i have telekinesis.
I must seduce the VOLCANO. the magnetic magma pit. The condensed hellfire. The lonely candle-lights last exodus.
I’ve seen the mortician. His face was beaming with positivity. The dead are no longer on speaking terms. finally he can get some rest.
unfortunately, i can only read the minds
cinnamon poptarts. cinnamon poptarts. popamon sintarts. sinatart poppins.
REEESCRAAAAA. EEEEEGLABGRLARGBDLARLB
of schizophrenics.
HITLER WAS A SANDWICH
there are 3,984 demons in my eyeball

 

by camdeath
7-01-15
1. 2. 3. 4.
i declare a thumb war.
MY THUMBS WILL SLAUGHTER MILLIONS.
i surrender

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